New uses for old words

Here is the scene: I’m at the bus stop. My computer bag is slung over my shoulder, and my book bag is in my hand. All of a sudden I realize there’s water trickling out of my book bag, due to an unruly water bottle. So I take everything out, and put most of the books into my computer bag, except for one sodden notebook which I keep out to let it dry off a bit. Then Lev calls so I’m on the phone with him. Then the bus pulls up, at which point I have to reach into my computer bag, pull out my purse, get my wallet, grab my bus card. SUMMARY: I’m carrying a live phone, a notebook, a wet bookbag, my purse, my wallet, my bus card, with my computer bag slung over my shoulder, trying to enter a bus. WHAT I NEEDED THEN was a word to say that would allow me to exit the phone call with the utmost haste, no questions asked, no feelings hurt, no concerns about safety raised. AND a word for Lev to say so I know he heard me and won’t think I just hung up on him. After some discussion, we came up with a solution.

THE SOLUTION IS UNVEILED HERE:
Person needing to hang up: Eject!
Person on other line: Release.

I’m reasonably sure this will come in useful to others as well. Enjoy!

5 Comments

  1. Posted May 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    hahaha brilliant!

  2. Posted May 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    awesome!

  3. Posted May 26, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    I LIKE!

  4. Posted June 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    WHOA!!! This is AWESOME. I am so totally going to steal this for use with Delara. Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. negin
    Posted June 10, 2009 at 8:26 am | Permalink

    Thanks! I hope this comes in useful for you all! And Steve, please give a big kiss to Delara from me!

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